Funny Bones & Undertones
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening and welcome to A Very British Comedy. My name is Marcus Kasabian De Storm, and from now on in, I am going to attempt to take you on a journey that a lot of people around me find funny! Unfortunately, there are some moments that I could never understand by being funny you are giving other people the gift of a smile. not until later in my years when someone who I knew well, experienced the same thing. So, kick back with your refreshments and munchies, pucker up and enjoy the submissions.
As many will know, most comedian’s announce a brief, almost incoherent warning that they will be using bad language. Well, this morning, this afternoon, this evening, I am going to be different and broaden the “Adult Tone Warning” by saying that there are very few boundaries within this blog, so, if you’ve accidentally stumbled across it looking for Little Johnny jokes, What Do You Get If You Cross and all the other amateur shite that accompanies it…Then fuck off now! This is going to get crazy. However, if you are on here because your family or friends have told you to check it out “Coz It’z Kool!” then by all means stay, you could actually learn how to spell a fucking word right for once in your life, instead of nipping down to the nearest local Graffiti Tagged structure for reading lessons!
Today there are more than 75,000 comedian’s on the British circuit of laughter, but only a quarter of these will actually break out into real paid work, the others, as we all know will get into politics, the police, NHS and, of course, the shattered road of criminal activity. From the quarter that make it through the door of success, to them the world is almost their oyster…Its all dependant on the manager, his manager and the psychiatrist that the first manager needs to keep him in supply of Prozac because the pressure is so great. That’s one of the prices of fame.
The rating of a Comedian is sometimes hard for even the best critic or manager to judge, while knowing whether that Comedian is going to be the next Bernard Manning, Chubby Brown, Robin Williams or Damon Wayan’s, is by far the easiest way of measuring. Forget the “Laugh-Ometer”, because statistics have shown for a long time now that it can actually be “Fixed”, and you don’t want that shit happening for risk of the National Lottery prosecuting you for IoC (Infringement of Copyright), who, coincidentally own the rights to that little money spinner. So, how do they do it? Well, there are two systematic variants, one that scrapes along the “Funny Bone” and the one that bounces an obscure echo that cries out “Undertone”. The latter is definitely a “No-No”, don’t let the “Undertone” submerge the jokes that have to be processed later by an audience. Systematically submerging these “Undertones” into your material will hasten a fast track ticket to “The Funny Farm”, or putting it quite simply, nurture your goal and become comfortable with it as you progress further up the ladder of success.
The Comedy Club, it isn’t a Blog that has the successful smell of Fame or Infamy, either. This Blog is where the first run of the ladder begin’s, but it could be where the mighty fall also. With exclusive material offered to anyone and everyone to sample, read, comment or just take the piss out of, its fine. As I, myself have entered one or two “Txt Gigs” to The Comedy Club, I’m sure that you’ll understand the concern over ID’s, Tags or Nicknames. Because the theft of our identities seem to amuse those stealing them or taking them over as their own, we all live in fear of the day that we get that phone call or knock at the door. Fuck, for half my friends they don’t even knock! Most of the time the only sentence with the word “Knock” in it, is when the SO 19 Officer confirms you have been restrained. But that’s Leeds for you.
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John Goodgate is discussing. 
John Goodgate 3:13 pm on August 9, 2011 Permalink |
As a Judge myself, I find these jokes inappropriate. Funny as hell all the same.