Two guys in a bar are discussing sexual positions, so one tells the other, “Well, my favourite is the rodeo!”
The other guy says, “What’s the rodeo?”
“Well, first you get your wife down and start to do her doggy style, then when you’re halfway done, you bend over and whisper in her ear, ‘You know, this is your sister’s favourite position too’ and then try to hold on for 8 seconds!”
Submitted by Anonymous, Michigan.